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Clean Funny Jokes

Clean funny jokes make a meeting more bearable and time together more entertaining. Scouts love really funny clean jokes whether they are silly, gross, or dumb. Use these pages to find good clean jokes for your group of scouts or kids. Search for specific kid jokes if there is one that you are looking for.

Jokes for: Lion Tiger Wolf Bear Webelos AoL Scouts BSA

Favorite Jokes

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Silent Odorless Farts

Beethoven's Ninth

Cheap Parking

Letter from Scout Camp

Jesus at the Pearly Gates

Jump Off the Empire State Building

You Might Be a Scoutmaster If

Where is God?

Atoms

Murphy's Laws of Camping

Nothing like a clean joke to wake up a room full of scouts. Kid jokes are sometimes hard for the audience to understand because the scouts telling the joke know it is so funny they laugh through their lines. Make sure your scouts rehearse their script and understand that they are entertaining others so they need to be heard. Choose a free joke and use it in your next meeting. Let us know if you have more to add.

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Oct 17, 2013 - Archie Mullin

what side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside

Oct 22, 2013 - Bill parabola

What do you call an elephant that can't keep at secret? A tellaphant!

Oct 28, 2013 - Patrick Calvin Gross

The Star Scout said to the Tenderfoot "Get Some Class" until the Tenderfoot said to the Star Scout "Get a Life"

Dec 12, 2014 - Bradley haigh

What's the sillest name you can give a tiger? "Spot"

Aug 27, 2015 - Ben Brase

Two ropes were driving in a car and got into an accident. It was bad. The car was wrecked. Inside everything was twisted and tangled. When the rescuers came they said "Are you two ropes?" They answered "Nope. 'Fraid knot".

Sep 19, 2015 - Erik Stonemark

What does a scout leader do with a bunch of 3rd graders?

They just have to grin and "bear" it!

Sep 19, 2015 - Erik Stonemark

What does a cubscout say in the bottom of a cruise ship?

"We-belo" deck!

Jun 16, 2016 - Kirby

what do you call a teacher who went to the Bahamas but stayed on land

a Beacher

May 04, 2017 - Asst Cub-master

A guy walks into a bar with a parakeet on his shoulder. The bar tender says "Geez, he's beautiful. Where did you get him??"

The parakeet answered "At the zoo!! They are just walking around loose!!"

Aw c'mon, it's funny

Jun 28, 2019 - Tarzan

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Apr 20, 2020 - Elijah

this guy went into Starbucks and asked for a coffee. the woman at the desk said: "and the name for your order?" and the man said " mark with a c." then he waited for hours only to know... the coffee with the name Cark has been waiting for 2 hours on that desk.

Jan 23, 2021 - anonymous

what did the dragon say to the knight?

"I hate canned food."

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