

Books Never Written Joke
- 'Under the Grand Stands' by Seymor Buts
- 'To the Outhouse' by Willie Maket, illustrated by Betty Wont
- 'How to Survive a Bear Attack' by Ben Eaton
- 'Walking to School' by Misty Bus
- 'How to Check a Pulse' by Izzy Dead
- 'Where Have All the Animals Gone?' by Darin Dabarn
- 'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daily
- 'Over the Mountaintop' by Hugo First
- 'The Numbers Game' by Cal Q. Later
- 'Rusty Bed Springs' by I.P. Freeley
- 'Falling Off a Cliff' by Eileen Dover
- 'The Joys of Drinking' by Al Coholic
- 'My Life with Igor' by Frank N. Stein
- 'Supporting Athletes' by Jacques Strappe
- 'I Was Prepared' by Justin Case
- 'Green Spots on the Wall' by Picken and Flicken
- 'Caulking Made Easy' by Phil McKrevis
- 'The Future of Robotics' by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
- 'What to Do if You're in a Car Accident' by Rhea Ender
- 'Breathing Lessons' by Hal E. Tosis
- 'Why Should I Walk?' by Iona Carr
- 'Deep in Debt' by Owen A. Lott
- 'Taking Tests' by B.A. Wiseman
- 'Pie' by Don Cherry
- 'Computer Memory' by Meg A. Byte
- 'Gotta Go' by C. U. Later
- 'How to Serve Your Fellow Man' by The Cannibals
- 'The Membership List' by Ross Terr
- 'The Giant Clock Tower' by 'Big' Ben
- 'All About Flowers' by Chris Anthymum
- 'Boy Scout Brigade' by Pat Troll
- 'The Lost Scout' by Werram Eye
- 'Late for Work' by Dr. Wages
- 'Ten Years in the Bathtub' by Rink Lee Prune
- 'How to Eat Cereal' by Poor A. Bowl
- 'Smelly Stuff' by Anita Bath
- 'Technology in the 21st Century' by Rob Ott
- 'A Safe Hitchiker's Guide' by Ren Tacar
- 'Things Women Can't Do' by B. A. Mann
- 'The Art of Being Discreet' by Anonymous
- 'Bubbles in the Bath' by Ivor Windybottom
- 'Microsoft Business Practices' by Eve Hill
- 'Gotta Go Again' by D. I. Aria
- 'Interesting Places Around The World' by Ben There & Don That
- '101 Ways To Die' by Sue I. Cide
- 'Household Book of Tools' by M.C. Hammer
- 'Paris Monuments' by I. Phil Taurer
- 'The Bearded Chinaman' by Harry Chin
- 'How to Exercise' by Eileen and Ben Dover
- 'Magical Bed Wettings' by Peter Pants
- '101 Ways to Diet' by I. M. Hungry
- 'Getting Fired' by Anita Job
- 'Great Restaurants' by Bo Leamick
- 'Crossing a Man with a Duck' by Willie Waddle
- 'A Sailor's Adventure' by Ron A. Ground
- 'Green Vegetables' by Brock Ali
- 'Raise Your Arms' by Harry Pitt
- 'Long Walk Home' by Miss. D. Bus
- 'Sitting on the Beach' by Sandy Cheeks
- 'Window Coverings' by Kurt and Rod
- 'Wheels in China' by Rick Shaw
- 'How To Dance' by Sheik Yerbouti
- 'Something Smells' by I. Ben Pharting
- 'I.Q. Competitions' by Samar T. Pants
- 'Depressing Jobs' by Paul Bearer
- 'The Skyline' by Bill Ding
- 'My Life as a Gas Station Attendant' by Phil R. Awp
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Comments:
Mar 31, 2013 - hannah
Night in a Haunted House by I.M. Scared
Nov 02, 2013 - Bobby Joe'Brown Dots On The Wall' By Hoo Flun Poo
Nov 28, 2013 - D C'There's a tiger in the outhouse' by Claude Bawls
Dec 27, 2013 - jimbcows and tractors by Phillip Barnes
Dec 28, 2013 - Josh RS LechHow To Starve Yourself Skinny by Anna Rexia
Mar 19, 2014 - calzoneSuperman, by Savin D. World
May 24, 2014 - Kimber"How to get ahead " by D. Capitated
Sep 06, 2014 - Ben DoverHow to spank your child by
Ben Dover
The bathroom is locked by
Anita Pea
Dec 17, 2014 - JoeGuide to Getting Well by Tye Lon All
Dec 17, 2014 - JoeNo Place to Go! By Anita P. Lace Tost Aye
Jan 03, 2015 - Arietta18The Art of Waiting by Wynne Willy Come
Modern Day Prophecies by I. C. Visions
Life on the Streets by Cole N. Hungry
Beating Illness by Tyra D. A. Key and I. Ben Sick
Making your Voice Heard by Chou Ting
A Bountiful Harvest by Rose and Rosa Plenty
Discovering Antarctica by I. C. Frontiers
Jan 03, 2015 - Arietta18I Just Couldn't Make It by Gavin Up
Waiting for Lucy by Lucius Late
Will There be a Tomorrow? by Wilson Reese Again
Jan 03, 2015 - Arietta18Stumbling Through Life by Ima Klutz
The Crazy Life by Raven Luna Tic
Jun 10, 2015 - BridgetBrown spot on the wall by Hoo Flun Pooh
Jun 22, 2015 - LeifBook of Random things by Ms. O. Lanius
Jun 22, 2015 - LeifI'm Fine by Howard Yu
Aug 11, 2015 - Maizie"Medicine" by I.B. Profin
Feb 05, 2016 - shelby"Exploring the Nile" by Cleo patra
Feb 08, 2016 - Shelby I really love this website and all its jokes! I tell them to my friends and family all the time. but the funniest part is when I tell them a book never written and they bust out laughing. I hope that when you read this comment you will be inspired to tell people this jokes and spredad joy to all your friends and family.
Mar 16, 2016 - Tom"A book about goats" by Baaaaab Field
Mar 20, 2016 - KaleaA book never written- Eat Your Vegetables by Brock O. Lee
Mar 20, 2016 - KaleaA book never written- Don't Cut Down Trees! by Pope Eric Cut
Mar 26, 2016 - TimmySpicy foods by Bern Ing Tung
Mar 29, 2016 - Elijah Mc."Where's the Spigot" by H. Tueowe
"Conquering Seasickness" G. Ague and P. Euke
"Eggs and Cheese" by Ommo Lett
"Stranded on the Highway"" by Owen DeRim
"Floating to Neverland" by Heil E. Humm
Sep 05, 2016 - J KorsGuide to Fall Clean Up by Ray King
You Can't Be Serious by Joe King
Mar 16, 2017 - Jeslyne and Jake You Can't Be Serious by Joe King
learning to be smart, by I.M dumb
model child, by getting effs
who drank all the soda?,by 'big' ole burp
stuff on the floor , by unt rained ogg
Mar 16, 2017 - Jeslyne and Jake model child, by getting effs
who drank all the soda?,by 'big' ole burp
stuff on the floor , by unt rained ogg
Gods of Olympus, by aphro die tee,zee eus, ath ee na, and art a. miss
Oct 28, 2017 - GideonLiving Amiss by Ob L. Ivivous
Apr 05, 2019 - Joshua Halphen Can you hear me? By: Shao Ting
Jun 25, 2019 - Tarzan Love these. Here's a few more of my own: "How to
sing" by Mel O. Dee, "Deer Season" by Ima Hunter,
"How to Knit" by Uzzah Loom
Dec 17, 2019 - Anonymous"What Is Your Dog Scratching At?" By It Suh Fleigh
Jul 09, 2020 - DenbighRusty bed springs by I.P.Nightly
Jul 16, 2020 - FunnyGuyGuide to Archery by Misty Mark
Aug 01, 2020 - Louie"Antlers in the Tree Tops" by Who Goosed the Moose
Oct 15, 2020 - AlanLove these, thanks.
Antlers In The Treetops by Agusta Moose
Antlers In The Treetops by Agusta Moose

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