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'Under the Grand Stands' by Seymor Buts
'To the Outhouse' by Willie Maket, illustrated by Betty Wont
'How to Survive a Bear Attack' by Ben Eaton
'Walking to School' by Misty Bus
'How to Check a Pulse' by Izzy Dead
'Where Have All the Animals Gone?' by Darin Dabarn
'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daily
'Over the Mountaintop' by Hugo First
'The Numbers Game' by Cal Q. Later
'Rusty Bed Springs' by I.P. Freeley
'Falling Off a Cliff' by Eileen Dover
'The Joys of Drinking' by Al Coholic
'My Life with Igor' by Frank N. Stein
'Supporting Athletes' by Jacques Strappe
'I Was Prepared' by Justin Case
'Green Spots on the Wall' by Picken and Flicken
'Caulking Made Easy' by Phil McKrevis
'The Future of Robotics' by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
'What to Do if You're in a Car Accident' by Rhea Ender
'Breathing Lessons' by Hal E. Tosis
'Why Should I Walk?' by Iona Carr
'Deep in Debt' by Owen A. Lott
'Taking Tests' by B.A. Wiseman
'Pie' by Don Cherry
'Computer Memory' by Meg A. Byte
'Gotta Go' by C. U. Later
'How to Serve Your Fellow Man' by The Cannibals
'The Membership List' by Ross Terr
'The Giant Clock Tower' by 'Big' Ben
'All About Flowers' by Chris Anthymum
'Boy Scout Brigade' by Pat Troll
'The Lost Scout' by Werram Eye
'Late for Work' by Dr. Wages
'Ten Years in the Bathtub' by Rink Lee Prune
'How to Eat Cereal' by Poor A. Bowl
'Smelly Stuff' by Anita Bath
'Technology in the 21st Century' by Rob Ott
'A Safe Hitchiker's Guide' by Ren Tacar
'Things Women Can't Do' by B. A. Mann
'The Art of Being Discreet' by Anonymous
'Bubbles in the Bath' by Ivor Windybottom
'Microsoft Business Practices' by Eve Hill
'Gotta Go Again' by D. I. Aria
'Interesting Places Around The World' by Ben There & Don That
'101 Ways To Die' by Sue I. Cide
'Household Book of Tools' by M.C. Hammer
'Paris Monuments' by I. Phil Taurer
'The Bearded Chinaman' by Harry Chin
'How to Exercise' by Eileen and Ben Dover
'Magical Bed Wettings' by Peter Pants
'101 Ways to Diet' by I. M. Hungry
'Getting Fired' by Anita Job
'Great Restaurants' by Bo Leamick
'Crossing a Man with a Duck' by Willie Waddle
'A Sailor's Adventure' by Ron A. Ground
'Green Vegetables' by Brock Ali
'Raise Your Arms' by Harry Pitt
'Long Walk Home' by Miss. D. Bus
'Sitting on the Beach' by Sandy Cheeks
'Window Coverings' by Kurt and Rod
'Wheels in China' by Rick Shaw
'How To Dance' by Sheik Yerbouti
'Something Smells' by I. Ben Pharting
'I.Q. Competitions' by Samar T. Pants
'Depressing Jobs' by Paul Bearer
'The Skyline' by Bill Ding
'My Life as a Gas Station Attendant' by Phil R. Awp

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Mar 31, 2013 - hannah

Night in a Haunted House by I.M. Scared

Nov 02, 2013 - Bobby Joe

'Brown Dots On The Wall' By Hoo Flun Poo

Nov 28, 2013 - D C

'There's a tiger in the outhouse' by Claude Bawls

Dec 27, 2013 - jimb

cows and tractors by Phillip Barnes

Dec 28, 2013 - Josh RS Lech

How To Starve Yourself Skinny by Anna Rexia

Mar 19, 2014 - calzone

Superman, by Savin D. World

May 24, 2014 - Kimber

"How to get ahead " by D. Capitated

Sep 06, 2014 - Ben Dover

How to spank your child by Ben Dover The bathroom is locked by Anita Pea

Dec 17, 2014 - Joe

Guide to Getting Well by Tye Lon All

Dec 17, 2014 - Joe

No Place to Go! By Anita P. Lace Tost Aye

Jan 03, 2015 - Arietta18

The Art of Waiting by Wynne Willy Come Modern Day Prophecies by I. C. Visions Life on the Streets by Cole N. Hungry Beating Illness by Tyra D. A. Key and I. Ben Sick Making your Voice Heard by Chou Ting A Bountiful Harvest by Rose and Rosa Plenty Discovering Antarctica by I. C. Frontiers

Jan 03, 2015 - Arietta18

I Just Couldn't Make It by Gavin Up Waiting for Lucy by Lucius Late Will There be a Tomorrow? by Wilson Reese Again

Jan 03, 2015 - Arietta18

Stumbling Through Life by Ima Klutz The Crazy Life by Raven Luna Tic

Jun 10, 2015 - Bridget

Brown spot on the wall by Hoo Flun Pooh

Jun 22, 2015 - Leif

Book of Random things by Ms. O. Lanius

Jun 22, 2015 - Leif

I'm Fine by Howard Yu

Aug 11, 2015 - Maizie

"Medicine" by I.B. Profin

Feb 05, 2016 - shelby

"Exploring the Nile" by Cleo patra

Feb 08, 2016 - Shelby

I really love this website and all its jokes! I tell them to my friends and family all the time. but the funniest part is when I tell them a book never written and they bust out laughing. I hope that when you read this comment you will be inspired to tell people this jokes and spredad joy to all your friends and family.

Mar 16, 2016 - Tom

"A book about goats" by Baaaaab Field

Mar 20, 2016 - Kalea

A book never written- Eat Your Vegetables by Brock O. Lee

Mar 20, 2016 - Kalea

A book never written- Don't Cut Down Trees! by Pope Eric Cut

Mar 26, 2016 - Timmy

Spicy foods by Bern Ing Tung

Mar 29, 2016 - Elijah Mc.

"Where's the Spigot" by H. Tueowe "Conquering Seasickness" G. Ague and P. Euke "Eggs and Cheese" by Ommo Lett "Stranded on the Highway"" by Owen DeRim "Floating to Neverland" by Heil E. Humm

Sep 05, 2016 - J Kors

Guide to Fall Clean Up by Ray King
You Can't Be Serious by Joe King

Mar 16, 2017 - Jeslyne and Jake

learning to be smart, by I.M dumb
model child, by getting effs
who drank all the soda?,by 'big' ole burp
stuff on the floor , by unt rained ogg

Mar 16, 2017 - Jeslyne and Jake

Gods of Olympus, by aphro die tee,zee eus, ath ee na, and art a. miss

Oct 28, 2017 - Gideon

Living Amiss by Ob L. Ivivous

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