Walk On Selections Skit

depending on the walk-on, lots of different things are needed.

This is a list of miscellaneous walk-ons. Walk-ons are done between skits and songs in a program.
MC = Master of Ceremonies.

Scout walks in wearing a flashlight headlamp. Walks around center stage awhile, looking somewhat confused or dreamy.
MC: What's the matter?
Scout : I'm feeling a little LIGHT-headed.

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Scout walks to center stage carrying a large jacket, followed by a few more scouts all in line. First puts one arm in the jacket. 2nd puts his arm in other sleeve. Next scout squirms in between the two. Continue, having all scouts try to get inside the jacket.
MC: What are you guys doing?
All Scouts: It says 'One Size Fits All!'

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After a bad joke or skit, a scout runs on stage looking all over.
Scout : Where is it? I can't find it.
MC: What are you looking for?
Scout : The humor in that last joke/skit!

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2 scouts walk on carrying tree branches with leaves loosely connected so they can be shaken off. They shake their branches as they walk across the stage, leaving leafs behind.
MC: You guys need to get off the stage!
Scouts: Don't worry - we're just LEAFing. (as they continue to walk offstage, shaking leafs)

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Scout runs on, looking frantic.
Scout : It's all around me! It's all around me!
MC: What is it? What's all around you?
Scout : My Belt! (and runs off)

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Scout runs on stage frantically waving his arms.
Scout : They're after me! They're after me!
MC: Who's after you?
Scout : The squirrels - they think I'm NUTS!

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Scout runs on stage frantically waving his arms.
Scout : It's all around me! It's all around me!
MC: What's all around you?
Scout : The AIR!

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3 or 4 scouts walk onstage in a group, carefully handing a propane bottle or small obvious gas can back and forth.
MC: What are you guys doing?
Scouts: Passing Gas!

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Scout walks across stage dragging a rope.
MC: Why are you pulling that rope through here?
Scout : Ever try to PUSH one?

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Scout runs to center stage.
Scout : And, now, its time to make a Spot announcement.
Scout in back of audience: BARK! (very loud)
Scout : Thank you, Spot!

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Scout walks to center stage and starts throwing a ball up and catching it.
MC: Hey, what are you doing?
Scout : I don't feel very well and I'm THROWING UP!

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Scout walks to center stage while yelling 'ATTENTION! ATTENTION!'
MC: Hey, what are you doing?
Scout : I'm just looking for a little attention.

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Scouts line up by height offstage. They march on singing 'The Ants Go Marching'.

Scouts: The Ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
The Ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
The Ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to shoot his gun and they all go marching down into the ground, to get out of the rain.
(the last one in line stops and pretends to shoot a rifle and then runs to catch up as the rest march offstage singing.)
Scouts: The Ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah.
The Ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah.
The Ants go marching two by two, the little one stops to tie his shoe and they all go marching down into the ground to get out of the rain.
Scouts: The Ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah.
The Ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah.
(littlest one stops and turns back to audience as if he is unzipping his pants to pee.)
The Ants go marching three by three and the little one stops ...
Leader: (loudly interrupting) NO! NO! It's Climb a Tree! CLIMB A TREE!
(littlest one pretends to zip up pants and then runs to catch up with others offstage.)

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Scout runs onstage with a cellphone.
Scout : Mr. Scott, the Tribles are after me. BEAM ME ABOARD!
(Scout offstage throws a board to land in front of the scout.)
Scout : Thank you! (picks up board and runs off).