Musical Toilet Seats Skit

This Skit has gross parts.

4 scouts
cardboard toilet seat cutouts (optional)

(one scout is a door to door salesman, selling Musical Toilet Seats. Other three scouts are placed around stage, each at their own homes)

(salesman walks up to 'door' of first customer and pretends to knock. Customer walks to door and opens it.)

Salesman: Good morning, sir, I'd like to show you the newest thing in modern electronic technology. I've developed the new musical toilet seat. Would you be interested in buying this modern day marvel?
Customer #1: What music does it play?
Salesman: Why, I have a complete library of songs, just tell me what you'd like.
Customer #1: Do you have one that plays Dixie?
Salesman: Absolutely! Here you go!
(hands him a seat and gets paid.)
Salesman: I'll check back tomorrow to make sure you are happy with your purchase. Thank you!
(customer closes door, salesman walks to next house)

(Repeat for customer #2 who asks for 'Yellow Submarine')

(Repeat for customer #3 who asks for 'Star Spangled Banner')

the next day...
(salesman knocks on customer #1's door)
Salesman: How did you like the musical toilet seat?
Customer #1: It was great! It played Dixie and I sat there with a bucket of fried chicken enjoying each note.
Salesman: Wonderful! Nice doing business with you.

(salesman knocks on customer #2's door)
Salesman: How did you like the musical toilet seat?
Customer #2: Just fine. It played Yellow Submarine and I pretended I was bombing the submarine.
Salesman: Whatever! Nice doing business with you.

(salesman knocks on customer #3's door)
Salesman: How did you like the musical toilet seat?
Customer #3: Awful, just awful! I want you to take it back!
Salesman: What? You are my first unsatisfied customer ever! Why don't you like it?
Customer #3: Every time I sit down to go, it starts playing the Star Spangled Banner and I have to stand up and salute!