Hey, Sven! Skit

This Skit is meant for Scouts BSA.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.

4 or more scouts

Scouts split into to armies, one on each side of the stage.

Here in Minnesota, we make fun with scandinavian accents, but you could change it.

This is the Norwegian army (not too bright) in a war with the German army or some other country.

The Norwegians are Ole and Sven. The Germans are Hans and Peter.

(each team acts like it is behind shelter, quickly taking shots over or around their shelter occastionally).
Hans: Hey, Peter, those Norwegians are too tough. I have a plan to trick them. Watch this.
Hans: (peeking around the shelter) Hey, Sven!
Sven: (standing up and looking) Ya? Who's dat?
Hans: BANG!
(Sven falls down and Ole bandages him up. Hans and Peter give high fives)
(The Norwegians start firing again)
Peter: Hey, Hans, they're shooting again. Do your trick again.
Hans: (peeking around the shelter) Hey, Sven!
Sven: (standing up and looking) Ya? Who's dat?
Hans: BANG!
(Sven falls down. Hans and Peter give high fives)
Ole: (while bandaging Sven) Sven, we gotta get dem guys. Why don't you play their own trick on them?
Sven: Good idea, Ole!
(The Norwegians start firing again)
Sven: (peeking around the shelter) Hey, Hans!
Hans: Iss dot you, Sven?
Sven: (standing up and looking) Ya, its me!
Hans: BANG!
(Sven falls down. Hans and Peter give high fives)