Clean Silverware Skit

This Skit has gross parts.

5 to 10 scouts.
Some spoons, forks, and knives and bowls.

1 scout is the Cook.
2 scouts are dogs crawling around his feet.
The rest are scouts coming to dinner.

(scouts are spread out across stage doing things while the cook is stirring pots with his two dogs crawling around on the ground.)

Cook: Come and Get It!
(all the other scouts come running and line up in front of the cook to receive silverware and bowls of food.)
Scout #1: (when handed silverware) Wow! This spoon is sure clean for being out camping. How do you get them so clean?
Cook: Soapsuds and Scrubpad.
(cook hands him his bowl of food)

Scout #2: (when handed silverware) Wow! This fork is sure clean for being out camping. How do you get them so clean?
Cook: Soapsuds and Scrubpad.
(cook hands him his bowl of food)

(repeat for each scout. When the last scout gets his, the first scout just finishes his meal and brings his dirty dishes back.)
Scout #1: Thanks, Cookie.
Cook: (whistles and bends down with dishes to the ground offering them to the 2 dogs.) Here, Soapsuds! Here, Scrubpad!
(the dogs run over and start licking the bowl while the other scouts watch and get sick.)

(optional)
Cook: Always do your OWN dishes at camp!