Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Joke

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

• Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?
• George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
• Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
• Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
• Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by
• Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!
• Martin Luther King : It had a dream
• James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
• Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
• Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
• Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime
• George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776
• Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
  the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
• Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side
• Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge
• Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Why did the chicken run across the road?
There was a car coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the Roman chicken cross?
She was afraid someone would caesar!

How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
In her Cadillac stretch limo.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To corrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
To bankrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't ask me, ask the chicken!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school

Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Nay-borhood.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot


Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!