Bricklayers Accident Report Story
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Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
(This is a follow-up letter to a bricklayer's accident report requesting worker's compensation.)
Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'Poor Planning' as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.
I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to weigh 240 pounds. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 240 pounds of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135 pounds. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in Section 3, accident reporting form.
Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley which I mentioned in Paragraph 2 of this correspondence. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience.
At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground-and the bottom broke out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50 pounds. I refer you again to my weight. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body.
Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope.
The empty 50 pound barrel, weighing more than the rope I had let go, fell rapidly to earth, resulting in the two broken forearms and wrists when I raised my arms to protect myself.
I hope this information satisfactorily fulfills your request for further information.
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Apr 08, 2013 - Ellis Toussier
Ha! Ha! Ha! ... I LOVED this story. � I laughed and laughed and laughed.
I was a Boy Scout of America in the Panama Canal Zone, in 1958-1959, and if I had had your website as inspiration then, I surely would have become an Eagle Scout. � Great website. �I hope you inspire many more boys.
Unfortunately, I left Panama and so ended my days as a Boy Scout of America.
Some of my favorite memories of those days were the campfire stories my Scout Leader ("Mr. Steward" may he live forever...) told us... around a campfire, of course.
Congratulations, I love your website. �
Nov 06, 2016 - Simon Green
This is a take on a very famous story called the Bricklayers
Lament by Gerard Hoffnung 1960. The original recording by Hoffnung
at the Oxford Union is a comedy classic. It is freely available on
the internet.
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