Tarzan Song

This is a repeat after me song.
TARZAN!
Was swinging on a rubber band
Smashed into a frying pan
Now Tarzan's got a tan

JANE!
Was flying in an aeroplane
Smashed into a freeway lane
Now Jane's got a pain
Now Tarzan's got a tan

CHEETA!
Was walkin' down the streeta
Groovin' to the beata
Now Cheeta is veleeta

SHAMU!
Was swimmin' in the ocean blue
Smashed into a big canoe
Now Shamu's gonna sue
Now Cheeta is velveeta
Now Jane's got a pain
Now Tarzan's got a tan

SQUIRREL!
Was ridin' on the tilt a whirl
Crashed into a little girl
Now Squirrel's gonna hurl
Now Shamu's gonna sue
Now Cheeta is velveeta
Now Jane's got a pain
Now Tarzan's got a tan

MONKEY!
Was swingin' from tree to tree
Got stung by a bumblebee
Now Monkey is so funky

ROGER!
Was pitchin' for the Dodgers
Hit someone larger
Now Roger's not a Dodger

KING TUT!
Doin' the Egyptian strut
Fell into a rut
Now Tut's on his butt

CHARLIE!
Was ridin' on his Harley
Crashed into Bob Marley
Now Charlie's not so gnarly

RHONDA!
Was drivin' in her Honda
Drove into a pond-a
Now Rhonda has no Honda