Miss Lucy Song

This Song is meant for Webelos scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.

Miss Lucy had a baby [C F C D C A C]
She named him Tiny Tim [C F C D Eflat E]
She put him in the bathtub [C E C D C A C]
To see if he could swim [C D C D E F]

He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat

Miss Lucy called the doctor
Miss Lucy called the nurse
Miss Lucy called the lady
with the alligator purse

"Measles" said the doctor
"Tonsils" said the nurse
"Hungry" said the lady
with the alligator purse

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
The steamboat went to heaven
Miss Lucy went to ...

Hello operator
Please give me Number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from ...

Behind the yellow curtain
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And cut her little ...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their ...

Flies are in the city
Bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the ...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV
And that is all ...

I know, I know my ma
I know, I know my pa
I know, I know my girlfriend
when she does the cha-cha-cha
[ wiggle hips like a dancing girl on 'cha-cha-cha']

My mother is Godzilla
My father is King Kong
And now I have to slap myself
for singing this dumb song!
[slap forehead]