Happy Birthday - UGH Song

Chorus:
Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Ha-a-a-a-appy Birthday, Ugh.

1. Pain and sorrow in the air,
   Death around us everywhere.
   But...
   
   
2. One year closer to the grave,
   Think of all the food we'll save
   But...
   
   
3. Easter Bunny broke his leg,
   Bled all over the Easter Eggs,
   But...
   
   
4. Santa Claus wrecked his sleigh,
   No more presents Christmas day.
   But...