Billboard Song
As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye.
The advertising that was there would make you laugh or cry.
The wind and rain had almost washed that old billboard away.
But the advertising painted there would have that billboard say:
Have a smoke of Coca-Cola. Chew catsup cigarette's.
Watch Lillian Russell wrestle with a box of oysterettes.
Pork and beans will meet tonight in a finish fight.
Hear Chauncey DePeeuw speak upon sapolio tonight.
Bay rum is good for horses; it is the best in town.
Castoria cures the measles, if you pay ten dollars down.
Teeth extracted without pain, a nickel or half a dime.
Ingersolls are selling now, a little behind the times.
Chew Wrigleys for that headache. Eat Campbells for that cough.
There's going to be a swimming bee at the village watering trough.
Buy a case of ginger-ale, it makes the best of broth.
Shinola's good to curl the hair, it will not rub it off!
Version 2
As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's work and this is what I saw:
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer,
Ken-L Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.
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Apr 21, 2014 - Judith Oden
Sep 30, 2014 - Bobbi Danforth
Sep 30, 2014 - Harriet Soukup
Jun 18, 2015 - Kyle Meenan
As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
The sign on this billboard would make you laugh and cry!
--It seems we had a hard rainstorm --washed half the sign away
The other half remaining, made this poor billboard say:
Smoke a Coca-Cola, Tomato ketchup cigarettes
Watch Eleanor Roosevelt wrestle, with a box of castanets
Use Ivory soap for toothpaste... chew Wrigley's rubber boots
For Tony Galento, wears Union Tobacco suits! Hey-Hey!
Aug 03, 2015 - Margaret Davis
Thank you for posting this website. It is nice to be able to find the old songs my mother sang, so that I can try to pass them on to my grandchildren.
Nov 02, 2015 - Ellen McFadden
Feb 09, 2016 - Meg Hinterlang
Apr 06, 2016 - Larry Bowman
Come smoke a coca cola, come eat a cigarette,
Watch Lee and Russell wrestle with a box of Quaker Oats,
Pork and beans will meet tonight at the finish fight,
John Spraque Electric has polio tonight,
Teeth extracted without pain it only cost a dime,
come pour molasses on the old last summer's hat.
Apr 17, 2016 - Sue
Apr 23, 2016 - Gwen Blesch
Jul 20, 2016 - Judy Horvath
Apr 28, 2017 - Jonny
"Come smoke a coca cola, drink pepsi cigarettes
Watch lillian russell wrestle a plate of crepe suzettes
Pork and beans are here in town and in a finish fight
If you want sone entertainment eat an oreo tonight
DDTs the best motel, let colgate do your work
Let the man who wears one bring home a dirty shirt
Do you have a ferry in your house, if not, why not now?
Brush your teeth with gasoline, the directions show you how."
Anyone else out there know this version?
Jul 06, 2017 - Aysh
T I something something
Cheer Washington Schneiders???!?!
Try it and see!
Anyone know these last 3 lines correctly?
Jul 08, 2017 - Vince M
Two things:
1) I learned an alternate last couple of lines:
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're nine
And people over 65 should bathe in turpentine.
2) I thought I'd offer a modernized verse:
Play Powerball Home Mortgage, eat a Terminix buffet.
Cracker Barrel iPhones taste like a Milky Way.
Yaz and Oxycontin make your carbon footprint green.
And Google Fibre's what you need to keep your colon clean.
Jul 12, 2017 - Susan Shelley Leeper
Sep 20, 2017 - Janet Bauer
As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
The advertisements written there would make you laugh and cry
The wind and rain had come that day and washed that sign away
Till what was left upon that board would make that billboard say:
Come smoke a Coca-cola, chew ketchup cigarettes
See Lillian Russell wrestle with a box of Oysterettes
Good pork and beans will meet tonight to have a finish fight
Chauncey Depew will lecture on sepolio tonight
Bay rum is good for horses; it is the best in town
Castoria cures the measles, if you pay five dollars down
False teeth extracted without pain, the cost of half a dime
Overcoats are selling now a little out of time
Chew Wrigleys for that headache, take Campbell’s for that cough
There’s going to be a swimming meet in the village watering trough
Buy a case of ginger ale; it makes the best of broth
Shinolas sure to curl the hair and not to take it off
Bumm diddy ada, bing bing
This song was taught to me by my father Robert W Lundquist, Born in 1924 – He worked 50+ years with the Boy Scouts of America from which he retired in 1998. His father taught the song to him (Robert C Lundquist) who also was a professional in the BSA his entire working life.
The Tune was NOT Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, that melody came to be much later.
Dec 11, 2017 - Lynn Allison
As I was walking down the street a billboard met my eye
The advertisements written there would make one laugh and cry
The rain and snow had almost washed that old billboard away
And the advertisements written there would make that billboard say
Come smoke a CocaCola, drink ketchup cigarettes
See Lillian Russel wrestle with a box of casterets
Pork and beans will meet tonight at the far-off village fight
John Brown will speak about some polio tonight
Urea for the horses, it is the best in town
Castoria for the measles, you pay ten dollars down
Teeth extracted without pay for the price of half a dime
Overcoats are selling out, a little out of time
Bon Ami for the freckles, it doesn't cost a cent
Jello makes your windows shine, and hair as violets
Cream of wheat will cure that corn and this will make you fat
Come pour molasses on the old last summer's hat
Feb 03, 2018 - Nancy Werhinfton
Mar 01, 2018 - Wendy
"... with flo-thru teabags..."
:)
May 18, 2018 - Hazel R Carr
May 25, 2018 - George Rhinebeck
Aug 26, 2018 - Yvonne McCullar
May 15, 2019 - Deanne
As I was walking down the street, a billboard met my eye.
The advertisements on that board, would make one laugh and cry.
The rain and hail that came that night, washed it half away.
The other half, remaining there, just made that billboard say...
Smoke a Coca Cola. Drink ketchup cigarettes.
See Lillian Russell wrestle with a box of oysterettes
Pork and beans will meet tonight in the finish fight
Professor Smith will lecture on some oleo tonight
Bay rum is good for horses. It is the best in town
Castor oil cures the measles. Just pay five dollars down.
Teeth extracted without pain, costs but half a dime.
BVDs are selling now, a carload at a time.
I realize that due to not knowing all the meanings, I probably filled in some syllables or words. For example, my mom actually sang something that sounded like “castor-ee-oil” which I thought was a funny pronunciation of castor oil, but must be Castoria.
Sep 25, 2019 - Al hergott
Nov 16, 2020 - JOANNA L MYHR-ARRISON
I learned different melody in the early 60's. My lyrics were closest to what May 15, 2019 - Deanne wrote.
Tune for those of you who know solfege:
mi mi do do .la .la .so; mi mi do do .la .ti; fa fa re re .ti .ti .la; .la .so re do re mi; mi do do .la .la .so .so; do do re do .la; .ti .ti .ti .ti .ti .la .so .so la ti do
Here are the few lyric changes I grew up with...
As I was walking down the street, a billboard met my eye.
The advertisements written there, would make you laugh and cry.
The rain and hail had come that day and washed it half away.
And what was left upon that sign would make that billboard say...
Come Smoke a Coca Cola. Chew ketchup cigarettes.
See Shirley Temple wrestle with a box of oysterettes
Pork and beans will meet tonight in a finish fight
Baby Ruth will lecture on sapolio tonight.
Bay rum is good for horses. It is the best in town
Castoria cures the measles. If you pay five dollars down.
Teeth extracted without pain, for a half a dime.
Ingersolls are selling a little out of time.
Chew Wrigley's for that headache. Take Campbell's for that cough.
There's going to be a swimming meet in the village water trough.
Buy a case of Ginger Ale it makes the best of broth.
Shinola's sure to curl the hair and not to take it off.
Oh, ish kada vish kada vish koompa
oompa oompa oompa pa
Ish kada vish kada vish koompa
oompa oompa oompa pa. ISH!!
(Mi....
: do do do do do do do .so .so
.la .so .la .ti do do do :
shout
Dec 31, 2020 - Kim
Apr 23, 2021 - spope
As I was walking down the street one dark and DREARY day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the RAIN the night before
BUT CLEARLY I COULD FIGURE OUT THE MESSAGE THAT IT BORE:
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer,
Ken-L Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by EVERY star.
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.
T-I-D, CHEERS!
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