Two Suckers On a Stick Skit

1 board

5 scouts
2 volunteers (victims)

Choose 2 good-humored volunteers from the audience to help with the skit. Have each one hold up one end of the board to act as the counter in a candy shop.

One scout is the store owner and the other 4 scouts are customers that enter the store one at a time.

Customer 1: Do you have any gumdrops?
Owner: Sorry, I'm all out.
Customer 2: Do you have any bubble gum?
Owner: Sorry, I'm all out.
Customer 3: Do you have any chocolate covered ants?
Owner: Sorry, I'm all out.
Customer 4: Do you have any cookies?
Owner: Sorry, I'm all out.
Customer 4: Well, what DO you have?
Owner: How about these 2 big suckers on a stick?