Smoke Signals Skit

1 scout
optional binoculars

#1: Wow, it's great to be out here in the wilds.
#1: Hey, what's that over there? Looks like smoke signals.
#1: Fortunately, I learned smoke signalling at camp last summer. Let me see if I can read them.
#1: (looking through binoculars and sounding out each word)
Help . . . my . . . blanket . . . is . . . on . . . fire.