Pass the Pepper Skit

This Skit has gross parts and is meant for Cub Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.

4 to 8 scouts

Scouts squatting in a line facing the audience as if they are sitting on chairs. Or, have them actually sit on chairs.

Scout #1: (to the one next to him) Pass the Pepper.
(each scout passes the request to the end where the last scout grabs a small bottle and passes it back)
Scout #1: (reading the bottle) Not BLACK Pepper. I want the Pepper.
(each scout passes the request to the end where the last scout grabs a small bottle and passes it back)
Scout #1: (reading the bottle) Not CEYENNE Pepper. I want the Pepper.
(each scout passes the request to the end where the last scout grabs a small bottle and passes it back)
Scout #1: (reading the bottle) Not LEMON Pepper. I want the Pepper.
(each scout passes the request to the end where the last scout is very frustrated and out of bottles.)
Last Scout : WHAT KIND OF PEPPER DO YOU WANT?
Scout #1: The TOILET Pepper!