One Bright Morning Skit

this is veryy funny............

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One Bright Morning Skit (variation) One bright morning in the middle of the night, Two dead boys began to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot the two dead boys.

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Ladies and gentelmen, hoboes and tramps, bald headed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you about something I know nothing about: One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out a knife and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and went to kill the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blindman he saw it too!

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I am 77 yrs old, my dad born in 1893 use to say the "One bright morning----when I was a kid.  The only differance was about the deaf policeman.  Dad told it as "came and arrested those two dead boys."  This skit is quite old.

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One Bright Morning (In Spanish) - Una Mañana Brillante (En Español) -

Una mañana brillante. Una mañana brillante en medio de la noche, dos chicos muertos salieron a pelear. De espaldas se peleaban, sacaban espadas y se disparaban. Un policía sordo oyó el ruido, y vino y mató a los dos niños muertos.

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I learned a different the ending:

If you don't believe this tale so tall
Ask the blind man, he saw it all

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One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and ran up to save the two dead boys. If you dont believe me this story's true.

Ask the blindman- he saw it too 😝

I heard this from my friend

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The version I hear was :

Late lastnight in the middle of the day,
Two dead boys went out to play.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to rescue the two dead boys.
and if you don’t believe my story’s true,
Ask the blind man! He saw it too

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The version my momma taught me LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO... :)

Early in the morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Pulled out their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

miss you, mama!
love you!!

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Love it I am about to go on a campout for boy scouts and I need to put together a skit and this has just the right vibe.

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Oh my god I love this skit!

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The ending which I learned after the deaf policeman stirred by the noise, was  "One ran around the corner in the middle of the block and the other hid in a house on a vacant lot"

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In the poem which starts with;"Ladies and gents" after the colon, I learned, "Christopher Columbus sailed up the Missoslopy River with the Star Spangled Banana in one hand and the Declaration of Indigestion in the other".

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I found this poem on a tik-tok and they said it so well that I played over and over again until I figured it out.

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I learned
one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other drew their swords, and shot each other. the deaf policemen heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys. if you think my tale is tall, ask the blind man, he saw it all.

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I was in second grade when a teacher taught me this into this day I don't know why she taught me it

   One Bright Day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up the fight
Back to back they faced each other through their swords and shot each other the death policeman heard the noise came to shoot the two Dead boys if you don't believe this lie is true as the blind man he saw it too.
 
 That's 45 years ago I learned that I always thought it was interesting thanks to Google I just said it and it brought me to this page hope you guys enjoy it

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I use to beg my uncle to tell this one to me over and over... I wonder if he ever got tired of it. I miss him. He passed away my forth year of college from cancer.

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Two dead boys Ladies and gentleman skinny and stout I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about The admission is free so pay at the door Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor On one bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other The blind man came to see fair play The mute man came to shout hooray The deaf policeman heard the noise And came to stop those two dead boys He lived on the corner in the middle of the block In a two story house on a vacant lot A man with no legs came walking by And kicked the lawman in his thigh He crashed through a wall without making a sound Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned A long black hearse came to cart him away But he ran for his life and is still gone today I watched from the corner of the table The only eyewitness to facts of my fable If you doubt my lies are true Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

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