Ice Fishing Skit

3 scouts or 2 scouts and adult

One scout or adult offstage playing God's voice.

2 scouts are icefishermen and they walk to centerstage.
Ole: Sven, dis looks like a goot spot.
Sven: Ya, Ole, let's start here, den.
(Sven starts using a manual ice drill to cut through the ice.)
God's Voice: There are no fish there!
(Sven and Ole jump and look around.)
Ole: Sven, let's try over der.
Sven: Ya, Ole, you drill the hole dis time.
(Ole takes the drill and they move to a new location and start to drill through the ice.)
God's Voice: There are no fish there!
(Sven and Ole jump and look around.)
Ole: My gosh, Sven, we'd best try a different spot I'm thinkin'.
Sven: Ya, Ole, dat looks pretty good over der.
(Ole takes the drill and they move to a new location and start to drill through the ice.)
God's Voice: Listen, you guys, I'm the ice rink manager and THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!