Got Any Duck Food? Skit
Script:
Scout 1 stands behind box or chair or table being used as the store counter.
Customer: (walks in and faces store owner) Got any duck food?
Owner: No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! No! No! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any Nails?
Owner: No.
Customer: Got any Duck Food?
Customer: (walks in and faces store owner) Got any duck food?
Owner: No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! No! No! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)
Customer: Got any Nails?
Owner: No.
Customer: Got any Duck Food?
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Comments:
Jun 09, 2015 - Travis
This is ripped off a popular song called The Duck Song when the
ducks asks for a grape then duct tape.
Jun 09, 2015 - Scouter Paul@Travis - The joke has been around since at least 1997 and 'The
Duck Song' was released onto youtube in 2009 by Bryant Oden.
Nov 21, 2019 - BillThis skit has been around a LONG time. I was in BSA in the late '60s and we used it then. Still funny to kids that haven't heard it.
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