Dead Body Skit

2 scouts

Scene: One scout lying on the ground, dead. Second scout walks in, sees him, runs for the telephone and dials 911.

Panicking and gasping he says: 'Hello 911, there's a dead person here... '

'Where am I? I'm at Montgomery and Worchestshire.'

'You want me to spell it!?... Uh, M-o-t-n... Uh, M-o-t-g,' (confused)

'Just a minute, I'll drag him over to King and Elm!'