Clothes from Eddie Bauer Skit

5 to 9 scouts

One scout stands center stage, passing the time.

As each scout walks past from stage left to right, he mentions part of their clothing and asks where they got it...

Scout #1: Hi, John. Nice shirt, where did you get it?
Scout #2: Thanks, I got it from Eddie Bauer.
(repeat for each scout walking by using shirt, hat, pants, shoes, belt, ...)

Finally, a scout walks by with a towel wrapped around his waist (with shorts underneath) and no shirt or shoes or socks.
Scout #1: Hey, who are you?
Last scout: I'm new here. My name's Eddie Bauer.

Some people prefer to use JC Penney or LL Bean for the brand name.