Best PickPocket Skit

This Skit is meant for Scouts BSA.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.

miscellaneous items such as pocketknife, keys, book
wallet
underwear

Scout #1: I'm the best pickpocket ever.
Scout #2: No way, I'm way better than you.
Scout #1: Oh yeah, let's have a contest to find out.
Scout #2: OK, you start over there and I'll be over here. We'll walk past each other and see who's best.

They go to opposite sides of the stage, then walk past each other very closely, brushing sholders and say "Hi" as they pass.

Scout #1: (takes a pocketknife from pocket) Ha! I got your new pocketknife!
Scout #2: So what. I got your keys. (shows keys)
Scout #1: OK, let's go again.

They repeat, and each show what they took - a book, comb, picture of friend, ...

Scout #1: OK, one last time for all the marbles!

They pass once more.

Scout #1: Hey, look at this. I got your whole wallet and look at all this money!
Scout #2: Wow, that was good. I guess you'd be the winner... if I hadn't got your underwear! (waves shorts overhead as they run offstage)