What Do You Call a Scout Joke

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What do you call a scout that is...
Being towed behind a boat: Skip
Hiding in a hole: Phil
Sleeping on your porch: Matt
Hanging on your living room wall: Art
Sleeping in your mail box each month: Bill
Camping on the beach: Sandy
Flying over the fence: Homer
Hiding in a pile of leafs: Russell
Floating in the lake: Bob
Sitting with a car on his head: Jack
Sitting in the sun too long: Wilt
Falling in the campfire: Frank
Stuck in the latrine: John
Throwing up: Ralph
Rock climbing: Cliff
Struck by lightning: Rod
Shaving for the first time: Nick
Getting pushed underwater by another scout: Duncan
Coming home from camp: Dusty
Locked in a bank vault: Rich