Mosquito Joke

---

 
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!

What flies, bites, and talks in code?
A morse-quito!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
You can't zip your mosquito!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin-diving!

Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Another mosquito.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar Goodness - tons of mosquitos!