Follow the Tracks Skit

4 scouts

(All scouts are sitting around a campfire. They can be Indians or cavemen or campers.)

Scout #1: (walks over to storage box and looks in.) Hey, we're about out of meat. I'm going to go get a deer.
(everyone waits while he walks offstage and comes back 15 or 20 seconds later. Could fill the time with a joke or two.)

Scout #2: Hey, nice deer! How did you get it?
Scout #1: I just followed the tracks.
Scout #2: You know, some rabbit would go well with that deer. I'm going to go get some.
(everyone waits until he returns.)

Scout #3: Nice rabbits. How did you get them?
Scout #2: I just followed the tracks.
Scout #3: Nothing like a little possom to go with rabbit. I'll go get some.
(everyone waits until he returns.)

Scout #4: Nice possom. How did you get them?
Scout #3: I just followed the tracks.
Scout #4: Squirrel always adds flavor. I'll go get some.
(everyone waits until he returns.)

(Scout #4 comes limping back, broken leg, all banged up and barely alive.)
Scout #1: Hey, what happened to you?
Scout #4: I just followed the tracks...
Scout #4: And a train hit me!