Climbing Lightbeam Skit

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Scout #1: I can climb anything!
Scout #2: Can you climb that tree over there?
Scout #1: Simple. No challenge. I'm the best.

Scout #2: How about that cliff face?
Scout #1: Already did it, up and down.

Scout #2: How about the Eiffel Tower?
Scout #1: Been there, done that, had french fries at the top. There's nothing I can't climb.

Scout #2: Mount Everest?
Scout #1: Yep, that took a whole day since there was a raging blizzard. I told you I can climb anything.

Scout #2: I bet you 10 dollars I can show you something you can't climb.
Scout #1: Yeah, right. It's a bet.

Scout #2: (takes out a flashlight and shines it straight up into the air over the audience.)
Scout #1: Are you crazy? There's no way I'm climbing that!

Scout #2: Ha! I knew it. You can't climb it. Now, pay up!
Scout #1: I CAN climb it. But, I'm not stupid. You'd turn off the light when I'm halfway up!