Vinder Viper Story
The punch line should be delivered as a little old German man with such an accent.
Years ago, a man inherited a house from his great uncle who died in the war. The house sat on a hill outside of town in the next state and rumors were told that it was haunted. The man traveled to the town to inspect the house and found that it was a wonderful old mansion in great condition, but very, very old. So, he decided to move in and enjoy his inheritance.
A couple weeks after he moved in, late at night, the phone rang. When he answered it, a voice said, "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 2 weeks!" and then it hung up before he could say anything. This really shook the man. The next day, he searched the Internet under 'snakes' for 'vinder viper' but found nothing.
A week past with no concerns and again, late one night, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 1 week!" and hung up. This made the man quite nervous, not knowing what a vinder viper was. He asked around the town, and no one had ever heard of any such viper.
Four days later, late at night, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 2 days!" The man is getting much more concerned now.
The next night, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there tomorrow!" Needless to say, the man is just plain scared now.
The next evening, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 1 hour!" The man tries to leave, but his car battery is dead.
Nearly an hour later, the phone rang. "I am the Vinder Viper. I will be there in 2 minutes!" The man runs around locking all the windows and doors and calls 911. The police are on their way.
Soon, there was a knock at the door. The man opened the door a crack and asked, "Is that the police?"
"No, I am the vinder viper. I come every month to vash and vipe your vindows."
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Nov 04, 2013 - sweetie
It seemed scary at the beginning but at the end it was very funny when he said that he came to vash and vipe his vindows.Feb 05, 2014 - Stormy
I remember this from an episode of GI Joe when I was a little kid. pretty funny.Mar 03, 2014 - nerd girl
My teacher told me this story today! May I vash your vindows?Aug 08, 2014 - Chirantana
At the starting,I was pretty scared that it is a GHOST who will eat up the young lad but,I not able stop LAUGHING nowAug 08, 2014 - Scouter Paul
@Chir - Yes, this story is a popular one for first year scouts and some older scout always shares it at a spring campout.Jan 27, 2015 - Lukie
I thougjt it was a snake but turned out to be funny.
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