There's Nothing I'd Rather Be Song lyrics midi for Boy Scouts

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There's Nothing I'd Rather Be   There's Nothing I'd Rather Be Song   Scout Song

This Song is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
I'm glad I am a [camper, boy scout, teenager, ..., whatever your group is], there's nothing I'd rather be  
But if I weren't a [camper,...], ...... 
  1. A bird watcher I would be -  
    Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
  2. A plumber I would be 
    Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
  3. A mermaid I would be 
    Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop!
  4. A carpenter I would be 
    Two by four, two by four, nail it to the floor! OUCH!
    [or] Bang, Bang, Smack, Smack, Show a little butt crack.
  5. A teacher I would be 
    Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!
  6. A flight attendant I would be 
    Coffee, tea, or me, sir; here's your little bag. BLEH!
  7. A typist I would be 
    Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING!
  8. A hippie I would be 
    Love and peace, my hair is full of grease! 
    [or] Hey Man! Cool Man! Far out! Wow!
    {or] Peace! Love! Here comes the fuzz!
  9. A farmer I would be 
    Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck! 
    [or] Give, Bessy, give, the baby's gotta live!
  10. A laundry worker I would be 
    Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear!
  11. A cashier I would be 
    Twenty nine, forty nine, here's your change, sir!
  12. A gym teacher I would be 
    We must, we must, improve the bust!
  13. A medic I would be 
    Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab!
  14. An electrician I would be 
    Positive, negative, bbzzzzt -ZAP!
  15. A fireman I would be 
    Jump lady, jump... whoa splat!
  16. A cook I would be 
    Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!
  17. A ice cream maker I would be 
    Tutti-frutti, tutti-frutti, nice ice cream!
  18. A politician I would be 
    Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day!
  19. A butcher I would be 
    Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty!
  20. A garbage collector I would be 
    Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff 
    [or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky.
  21. A [Domino's] pizza maker I would be 
    30 minute, fast delivery!
  22. A clam digger I would be 
    Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere!
  23. Superman I would be 
    It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane?
  24. Lois Lane I would be 
    Get away, get away, get away, Clark Kent!
  25. A cyclist I would be 
    peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!
  26. A truck driver I would be 
    Here's a curve, there's a curve. HERE'S A BETTER CURVE! 
    [Makes outline of shapely woman.]
  27. A house cleaner I would be 
    Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!
  28. A baby I would be 
    Mama, Dada, I wuv you!
  29. A Preacher I would be 
    Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to ...
  30. A DJ I would Be, 
    Miles of smiles on the radio dial.
  31. A Stewardess I would be, 
    Here's your coffee, here's your tea. Here's your paper bag - Blaaah!
  32. A Baker I would be, 
    Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns!
  33. A Lifeguard I would be, 
    Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan! 
    [or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get a date.
  34. A Lawyer I would be, 
    Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there
  35. An Engineer, I would be, 
    Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.
  36. A munchkin I would be,
    Follow the road, follow the road, follow the yellow brick road.
  37. A Ranger I would be, 
    Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
  38. A Scoutmaster I would be, 
    Do this, do that, Where's my coffee at?
    [or] Do this, do that, Doughnuts make me fat.
  39. An SPL I would be,
    Do this, do that, I think I'll take a nap.
  40. A doctor I would be
    Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
    [or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head!
  41. A banker I would be,
    Cash the check, what the heck, I'm going golfing.
  42. A Grandma I would be
    Don't cry, here's some pie, I'm going golfing.
  43. A chef I would be,
    French toast, fried chicken, what the heck is that?
  44. A bus driver I would be,
    Swerve, Skid, I almost hit a kid.
  45. An ambulance driver I would be,
    Scrape 'em off the pavement, but 'em in a bag.
  46. A grave digger I would be,
    Six feet down, plant 'em in the ground.
  47. A grave robber I would be,
    Six feet up, chuck 'em in the truck.
  48. A policeman I would be,
    Bang, Bang, Bang, stop or I'll shoot.
  49. A hobo I would be,
    Money please, money please, Hey I found a quarter.
  50. A boxer I would be,
    Left jab, right jab, upper hook, cross.
  51. A statue (or fence post or tree) I would be,
    (just stand stock still).
  52. A priest I would be,
    Hallelujah, amen, pass the plate around again.

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 Jul 04, 2014 - Hyeonsu
Another lifeguard version:
Swim Jimmy swim, I'm not getting in!
Another bird watcher version/
Bird in the sky! Poop in my eye!

A storm I would be! Thunder, lightening, very very frightening! (Show your muscles as the movements)
A model I would be! Mascara! Blush! Boy what a rush!
A ballerina I would be! Spin! Twirl! I think I'm gonna hurl!

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