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| This Song is meant for Boy Scouts, Webelos scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. | |
| The Tune: | |
| Lyrics: | Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Hairy pickled piggy feet French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene And me without a spoon. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Scab sandwich, puss on top Vulture vomit, camel snot Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat And me without a spoon. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue Petrified porpoise puss Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf And me without a spoon. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Dessicated dinosaur dung Percollated pelican poop Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside And me without a spoon. |
Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Song 
