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| The Tune: (God Bless America) | |
| Lyrics: | God bless my underwear, my only pair. Stand beside them, and guide them, Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears. From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear. God bless my underwear, my only pair. God bless my underwear, or I'll be bare. God bless my underwear That I wear down there. I outgrow them, then throw them, Those who wear them will never be square When the bully, gives a wedgie Pray that they won’t ever tear God bless my underwear, my only pair. God bless my underwear, or I’ll need to share. |
God Bless My Underwear Song 
