Meat for Sale Skit for All scouts


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Meat for Sale   Meat for Sale Skit   Scout Skit

Required:
2 scouts
Script:
A grizzly bear walks into a butcher shop.

Bear: Grrr, I need some meat. What's for sale today?
Butcher: Well, here's some skunk that got run over on the road. Just 10 cents a pound.
Bear: That's disgusting! I need something better.
Butcher: How about some rabbit? 50 cents a pound.
Bear: No, rabbit gives me gas.
Butcher: I've got venison steaks. $1.00 a pound.
Bear: Nope, had that yesterday.
Butcher: There's bear tongue for $2.00 a pound, but you're probably not interested.
Bear: GRRRRRRR!
Butcher: Hey, here's pheasant breast for just $5.00 a pound.
Bear: That might do. Is that all you have?
Butcher: Hmmm, let's see. I've got Scouts, but I'm afraid they're $70.00 a pound.
Bear: $70.00!!!! Why so much?
Butcher: Do you know how much work it is to CLEAN one?
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