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| This Skit is meant for Cub Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. | |
| Notes: | The 'Hero' in this skit can be anyone your group recognizes as big and strong - football star, president, cubmaster, ... |
| Script: | Arnold Schwarznegger (Hero) is standing center stage, hands on hips, looking like he is important and in charge. Boy: Mr. Schwarznegger, how can I become as big and strong as you? Arnold: Hmmm, let me see. OK, I will share a secret with you. Go home and rub oil on your head every day for one week. Boy: Wow, Thank you! (exits) Boy: (enters crouching down to be short) Arnold, Arnold, it didn't work! Now I'm even shorter than I was! Arnold: Hmmm, that's strange. Well, go home and rub oil on your head every day for 2 weeks. Boy: Well, OK (exits) Boy: (enters crouching as low as he can) Arnold, Arnold, look at me! I'm shorter than ever! Arnold: I don't understand. Did you do what I said? Boy: Yes! Arnold: What kind of oil did you rub on your head? Boy: Crisco Arnold: Crisco!?! That's not oil! That's SHORTENING!!! |
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