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3 Vs. 1000   3 Vs. 1000 Skit   Scout Skit

Required:
3 scouts
Script:
This can be done as a story or a skit.

Three scouts limp and stumble onstage. They are soldiers that have just survived a horrific battle.

Ad-libbing the entire conversation works better than memorized lines, but should go something like this...
1: What a battle!
2: What amazing odds! And, to think we survived!
3: Yeah, THREE against A THOUSAND - simply amazing!
1: We never should have attempted it. THREE against A THOUSAND and we're still here to tell about it.
2: That's enough fighting for me. I'm retiring from the army. Fighting THREE against A THOUSAND has completely worn me out.
3: Me too. I think we've made a name for ourselves. THREE against A THOUSAND - I still can't believe it!
1: OK, I'll quit too. You know, those were the toughest THREE guys I've ever fought against!

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