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 Steps to Build a Campfire Joke
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- Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
- Bandage left thumb.
- Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
- Bandage left foot.
- Make a structure of slivers (including those embedded in the hand).
- Light match.
- Light match.
- Repeat "A Scout is cheerful" and light match.
- Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of flames.
- Apply burn ointment to nose.
- When fire is burning, collect more wood.
- When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
- After thunderstorm has passed, repeat the above steps.
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