Stay On the Sunny Side Song
(Sing the chorus to get started. Then, have people do Knock-knock jokes and sing the chorus between each joke.)
Stay on the sunny side,
Always on the sunny side,
Stay on the sunny side of life.
You'll feel no pain as we drive you insane,
If you'll stay on the sunny side of life.
(Here are some sample jokes, but there are more on the site)
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.
Tick. Tick 'em up I'm a tongue-tied wobber
Chesterfield. Chesterfield my leg and I had to slap him.
Pink Panther. Pink Panther not my thtyle.
Abraham Lincoln. Don't you know who Abraham Lincoln was?
George Washington. You really don't know much, do you?
Urinalysis. You're in Alice's Restaurant.
Ether. Ether bunny.
Nother. Nother ether bunny.
Stella. Stella nother ether bunny.
Consumption. Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies.
Cargo. Cargo beep beep and run over all the ether bunnies.
Boo. Don't cry, ether bunny be back next year.
Amos. A mosquito bit me.
Oswald. Oswald my gum.
Sara. Sara doctor in the house?
Adolph. Adolph ball hit me in the mouth and that's why I talk this way.
Little old lady. I didn't know you could yodel!
Gladys. Gladys Friday.
Orange. Orange you glad its almost over?
Dishes. Dishes the end.