Jon Johnson Song 
Use as thick a 'Norwegian Ole and Sven' type accent as you can.
Just keeping singing it as long as everyone can stand.
Lyrics:
My name is Jon Johnson,
I come from Wisconsin.
I work in the lumberyard there.
When I walk down the street,
All the people I meet
Say, "Hey, What's your name?"
And I tell 'em:
[Repeat]