Just a super silly song with no reason.

When it's hog calling time in Nebraska,
When it's hog calling time in Nebraska,
When it's hog calling time in Nebraska,
Then it's hog calling time in Nebraska!

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Here are verses for all 50 states, but you can make up your own:
When it's tide rolling time in Alabama...
When it's Iditarod time in Alaska...
When it's road runner time in Arizona...
When it's opossum shooting time in Arkansas...
When it's movie recording time in California...
When it's snow boarding time in Colorado...
When it's insurance selling time in Connecticut...
When it's incorporating time in Delaware...
When it's Disney World time in Florida...
When it's peanut picking time in Georgia...
When it's surfing time in Hawaii...
When it's spud digging time in Idaho...
When it's corn husking time in Illinois...
When it's auto racing time in Indiana...
When it's test making time in Iowa...
When it's wheat threshing time in Kansas...
When it's horse racing time in Kentucky...
When it's crab catching time in Louisiana...
When it's lobster catching time in Maine...
When it's crab cake time in Maryland...
When it's Thanksgiving time in Massachusetts...
When it's car making time in Michigan...
When it's ice fishing time in Minnessota...
When it's cotton picking time in Mississippi...
When it's sheep herding time in Missouri...
When it's portaging time in Montana...
When it's Elvis impersonating time in Nevada...
When it's chicken farming time in New Hampshire...
When it's light bulb inventing time in New Jersey...
When it's space port building time in New Mexico...
When it's theater going time in New York...
When it's Wright flying time in North Carolina...
When it's flax farming time in North Dakota...
When it's buckeye throwing time in Ohio...
When it's oil well drilling time in Oklahoma...
When it's salmon fishing time in Oregon...
When it's chocolate time in Pennsylvania...
When it's quahog shucking time in Rhode Island...
When it's peach picking time in South Carolina...
When it's pheasant hunting time in South Dakota...
When it's volunteer time in Tennessee...
When it's bronco riding time in Texas...
When it's Winter Olympics time in Utah...
When it's maple syrup time in Vermont...
When it's ham curing time in Virginia...
When it's coffee drinking time in Washington...
When it's coal mining time in West Virginia...
When it's cheese stirring time in Wisconsin...
When it's rodeo time in Wyoming…