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World Record Spitter   World Record Spitter Skit   Scout Skit

Required:
3 scouts
water bucket with small amount of water
Preparation:
Scout #3 is planted out in the audience.
Script:
Scout #1: Hey! I'm the best darn spitter in the whole world. Why, once I knocked a fly off a branch in the top of an oak trip with one spit! I even put out a match a hundred feet away!
Scout #2: No way! No one can spit like that!
Scout #1: Oh yeah? Here, I'll prove it. You stand over there and hold out your hand and I'll hit it.
Scout #2: No way! I don't want your spit all over my hand!
Scout #1: OK. Here, use this old bucket to catch my spit then.

(#2 takes the bucket and moves away from #1)
Scout #2: OK. Go ahead.
Scout #1: (winds up and pretends to spit at the bucket) Patui!
Scout #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! Can you spit further?
Scout #1: Sure, no problem. Back up.
Scout #2: (both step further apart) OK. Go ahead.
Scout #1: (winds up and pretends to spit at the bucket) Patui!
Scout #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! How far can you spit?
Scout #1: Heck, I can spit all the way around the world if I wanted to.
Scout #2: No way! Prove it!
Scout #1: OK. (really winds up and pretends to spit - a powerful one)
Scout #2: (duck out of the way as the spit flies past)
Scout #1: (looks behind him and ducks as the spit flies by)
Scout #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! That's amazing!

Scout #3: Baloney! He didn't really spit around the world and into that bucket!
Scout #1: Oh yeah? Go ahead and show him.
Scout #2: (take the bucket and toss the water out over the audience)

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