Smart Astronaut Skit
Script:
Three astronauts discussing their upcoming space missions.
Scout 1: I just got my mission orders. I’m going to Mars.
Scout 2: I got my mission, too. I’m going to Neptune.
Scout 3: I’m going to the Sun.
Scouts 1 and 2: That's ridiculous. No way. It's too hot. You'll burn up.
Scout 3: I'm not stupid - I'm going at night!
Scout 1: I just got my mission orders. I’m going to Mars.
Scout 2: I got my mission, too. I’m going to Neptune.
Scout 3: I’m going to the Sun.
Scouts 1 and 2: That's ridiculous. No way. It's too hot. You'll burn up.
Scout 3: I'm not stupid - I'm going at night!
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