Smart Astronaut Skit
Script:
Three astronauts discussing their upcoming space missions.
Scout 1: I just got my mission orders. I’m going to Mars.
Scout 2: I got my mission, too. I’m going to Neptune.
Scout 3: I’m going to the Sun.
Scouts 1 and 2: That's ridiculous. No way. It's too hot. You'll burn up.
Scout 3: I'm not stupid - I'm going at night!
Scout 1: I just got my mission orders. I’m going to Mars.
Scout 2: I got my mission, too. I’m going to Neptune.
Scout 3: I’m going to the Sun.
Scouts 1 and 2: That's ridiculous. No way. It's too hot. You'll burn up.
Scout 3: I'm not stupid - I'm going at night!
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Comments:
May 04, 2014 - Michaella
I rewrote this skit:
Characters: Instructor, Astronaut Students #1, #2, #3, and #4
Instructor: Alright, Class, today we are going to take suggestions for missions to space.
Astronaut Student #1: OOHHH I want to go to Neptune! I love cold weather!
Astronaut Student #2: How about, Saturn? I always wanted to see the ring on it!
Astronaut Student #3: Let’s go to Jupiter! It’s the largest planet!!
Astronaut Student #4: Oh come on guys! Let’s go to the sun, it’s obviously the best option.
ALL (except #4): NO! Don’t do that! Oh no! That’s ridiculous!
Astronaut Student #4: What’s the problem?
Instructor: It’s too hot at the sun, you’d burn up.
Astronaut #4: Duh, I’d go at night!
Characters: Instructor, Astronaut Students #1, #2, #3, and #4
Instructor: Alright, Class, today we are going to take suggestions for missions to space.
Astronaut Student #1: OOHHH I want to go to Neptune! I love cold weather!
Astronaut Student #2: How about, Saturn? I always wanted to see the ring on it!
Astronaut Student #3: Let’s go to Jupiter! It’s the largest planet!!
Astronaut Student #4: Oh come on guys! Let’s go to the sun, it’s obviously the best option.
ALL (except #4): NO! Don’t do that! Oh no! That’s ridiculous!
Astronaut Student #4: What’s the problem?
Instructor: It’s too hot at the sun, you’d burn up.
Astronaut #4: Duh, I’d go at night!
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