Hare Restorer Skit
hair spray can
Rabbit is hopping around center stage.
Scout enters stage as if driving a car and runs into rabbit.
Scout gets out of car and checks rabbit and sees that he is definitely dead.
Second scout drives up and stops.
Scout #2: What's the matter?
Scout #1: I hit this poor rabbit and killed it.
Scout #2: Hey, that's no problem. I have just what you need right here - my wife left it in the car. Try it.
(hand spray can to other scout. Scout shakes it and sprays a little on the rabbit. Rabbit twitches, gets up, and hops away. As he is hopping, he turns and waves at each hop.)
Scout #1: Wow, that's great! What is this stuff?
Scout #1: Hair Restorer - restores dead, lifeless hair and gives it a permanent wave.