Guaranteed Parachute Skit
This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
A guy wants to start skydiving so he goes to buy a parachute.
Dealer: This is our best parachute. It's completely guaranteed.
Customer: Great, what's this handle for?
Dealer: That's the rip cord. You pull it and the parachute opens.
Customer: Great, what's this other handle for?
Dealer: That's the emergency chute. If the main chute fails to open, pull that handle and the emergency chute opens.
Customer: Well, what if the emergency chute doesn't open?
Dealer: Like I said, its guaranteed! Just bring it back and we'll give you a full refund!