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| Notes: | A bunch of silly riddles to ask around the campfire. Be ready to have sticks and dirt tossed at you :-) |
| Q: Why is the little ant always confused? A: Because all his uncles are ants. Q: What is the best part of a Boxer's joke? A: The PUNCH line. Q: What kind of house weighs the least? A: A LIGHT house. Q: Why is a river rich? A: It has two banks. Q: How many seconds are there in a year? A: 12 - Jan. 2, Feb. 2, Mar. 2, ... Q: Who sleeps with their shoes on? A: Horses. Q: Prove that a cat has 3 tails. A: No cat has 2 tails and one cat has one more tail than no cat, so one cat has 3 tails. Q: What is faster - heat or cold? A: Heat - you can catch cold. Q: A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many does he have now? A: Nine. Q: Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have? A: 2 apples. Q: What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? A: WRONG Q: What question can you never truthfully answer 'Yes'? A: Are you asleep? Q: Which is the quietest sport? A: Bowling - you can hear a pin drop. Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour? A: the letter M. Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A: A postage stamp Q: What kind of room has no door or windows? A: a mushroom. Q: What word starts with an 'E' and has only one letter in it? A: an Envelope Q: Why did the Texan buy a dachshund? A: Because all the other cowboys were saying, 'Get a-long little doggie!' Q: What does a horse say when he's finished eating his hay? A: Well, that's the last straw! Q: Why do cowboys always die with their boots on? A: So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket! Q: How do you find a lost rabbit? A: Make a noise like a carrot Q: What food can never become the heavyweight champion of the world? A: The lollipop. It always gets licked! Q: What do you call a cat who eats a lemon? A: A sourpuss! Q: Where do most outstanding hamburgers end up? A: In the Hall of Flame! Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle? A: You're dill-icious! Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us-Rex | |
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