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Knight Jokes Joke 
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This Joke is meant for Cub Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not. |
- Scout 1: Where do knights go to grab a bite to eat?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: To an all-knight diner!
- Scout 1: Why did every castle have a bank with an automatic teller?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: For making knight deposits.
- Scout 1: What did King Arthur listen to every evening at six?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: The knightly news.
- Scout 1: Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because the poor had no money.
- Scout 1: What do you call it when all the knights trade places at the round table?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: The knight shift!
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