Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Joke for All scouts


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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?



Why did the chicken run across the road?
There was a car coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the Roman chicken cross?
She was afraid someone would caesar!

How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
In her Cadillac stretch limo.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To corrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
To bankrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't ask me, ask the chicken!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school

Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Nay-borhood.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot


Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!
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Comments:
 Aug 01, 2014 - chloe
none of these make sense for example
why did the chiken stop crossing the road?
it got tierd of every one making fun of him?????????
no seanse what so ever.
Aug 01, 2014 - Scouter Paul
@chloe - Really?  Really?  You want "Chicken Cross the Road" jokes to make sense?  :-) :-) :-)

And, how can you say that this one doesn't make sense?
 Why did the chicken run across the road?
 There was a car coming.

Sounds like a totally sensible chicken to me!  :-)


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