This Joke is meant for Cub Scouts.
(These are just alternative forms of dumb Elephant jokes. See the Elephant Jokes collection.)
Cub 1: How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?
Cub 2: The ceiling of your tent is very close.
Cub 1: What do you find between the hooves of buffaloes?
Cub 2: Slow buffalo hunters.
Cub 1: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with a buffalo?
Cub 2: You either get peanut butter that roams the range or a buffalo that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Cub 1: How can you tell a buffalo from a field mouse?
Cub 2: Try to pick it up. If you can't, it's either a buffalo or a very overweight mouse.
Cub 1: What time is it when a buffalo sits in your canoe?
Cub 2: Time to get a new canoe.
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